Losing My Favourite Game: ‘Chairman of the Board’ with Clive Nates

You may have heard that we are Living in Extraordinary Times™, but here at That’s Liquid Towers we’d like to provide some relief from the doom and gloom of a deadly pandemic by providing the doom and gloom of watching your football team get beaten. So far this season we’ve been fortunate enough to host […]

Premier League 2019/20 Season Preview

Ah shit, here we go again… After a summer where the football never really ended, but the world’s chances of a prosperous future took a severe nosedive; where puce-faced men vented their spleens at the arrogance of the US Women’s national team and, with no hint of irony, talked up their chances of giving Serena […]

The December EFL Round-Up With Saint and Greavsie.

The smell of Brussels sprouts may continue to linger into the Spring, and the large consumption of brandy shows no sign of letting up, but on the bluster of a New Year’s Day, what better way to start 2018 in style than checking in on our Football League experts Saint and Greavsie, and getting the lowdown […]

Edge of Seventeenth. Premier League Week 17 Review.

Quicker than you can say “no, not that kind of parliamentary sovereignty”, the Premier League returned with another round of fixtures. With the games coming thick and fast, precious points were up for grabs to secure a place in the top four heading into Christmas, as well as a chance for teams at the bottom to […]

PL25: Ade Akinbiyi’s Bad Day at the Office (2001/02)

The 2017/18 season celebrates 25 years of the Premier League. To mark the occasion we’ll be taking a look at some of the more off-kilter moments from each season. In a time before Leicester City were actual Premier League Champions, they relied on the goalscoring prowess of Ade Akinbiyi. In 2001/02 he became the figurehead […]

Eleventh! Premier League Week 11 Review.

Not content with groping hopefully through Brexit negotiations in an attempt to secure some semblance of a future for the United Kingdom, it has transpired this week that several notable MPs have been groping hopefully in the past too. Revelations that thirty-six Conservatives have been accused of ‘lurid behaviour’, including six cabinet ministers, come as […]

Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out. Premier League Week 10 Review.

As October gives way to November, the great and good of the Premier League are gearing up for Halloween which has unfathomably become popular in Britain. Students will be wrapping themselves in the toilet roll they’ve stolen from their University library, actual grown-ups will painstakingly recreate costumes of their favourite film characters, and children will […]